lasfloresdemayo:

enemaroberts:

me: you’re so big

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him: that’s just the tip babe

me:

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this cheered me up hahaha

(Source: spookyenema, via me-la-pelas)

I can’t even finish reading our old conversations without crying

Cuando me voy a encontrar un alto, barbón,intelligente,romantico,cariñoso,con una sonrisa hermosa que le guste ir a los bailes pero que prefiere salir conmigo

bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

Jennifer Aniston (45)

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Paul Rudd (45)

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

(via revolutionaryalways)

Anonymous:
what is "good pussy" serious question here

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone